I figured I was going to spend my morning writing about Deshaun Watson. For all of the things Watson was ever in trouble for, being caught in a mobile park prostitution sting wasn’t one of them.
According to a report from KRON 4, 49ers Owner Jed York was arrested on Sunday in a human trafficking sting operation in the Wheat Hill Mobile Home Community. York was originally arrested on suspicion of engaging in prostitution.
On Monday he pleaded no contest to Disorderly Conduct and Possessing Criminal Tools.
I wasn’t very familiar with that second charge. According to Ohio statues, “No person shall possess or have under the person’s control any substance, device, instrument, or article, with purpose to use it criminally.”
Purely my speculation (I have no proof of this), but are they talking about a dildo?
Does intending to use a sex toy on a hooker qualify as a “device…with purpose to use criminally?”
If so, who brings their own dildo to a hooker’s trailer?
For that matter, what hundred millionaire goes to a hooker’s trailer?! Celebrity Net Worth estimates York is worth $500 Million. That’s Pretty Woman money, not...I don’t know. What’s a movie about a cheap hooker?
We clearly need more information on this matter. I’m calling for Pablo Torre to find out what was the criminal device(s) in question? How big was it? What color? Battery or outlet? How many vibrations or revolutions per minute? Would it make a good anniversary gift? And is it standard practice for hundred millionaires to travel to their hooker’s trailers instead of meeting in a fancy hotel room? Was Pretty Woman a factually inaccurate portrayal?
We the people demand answers!
-Written by Seattle Mike