JORDON HUDSON BANNED!

Boytoy Bill Belichick might be relieved

Space. Every relationship needs it.

Sometimes it means sleeping in the other room. Sometimes it means going out drinking with your boys. Sometimes it means going out drinking with your girls. Sometimes it means going out drinking with someone else’s girl.

Okay, maybe not that last one.

But usually, “space” doesn’t come from your employer.

That’s exactly what just happened to Bill Belichick’s 24-year-old girlfriend and “publicist”, Jordon Hudson.

According to Pablo Torre on his show Pablo Torre Finds Out, UNC has officially banned Hudson from the football building and the field:

“Two sources at the University of North Carolina tell me that a decision was made last week by higher-ups… Jordon Hudson is no longer allowed in the football building…She is no longer allowed on the football field.”

To recap Hudson’s recent highlight reel:

• She interrupted a CBS Mornings interview when Belichick was asked how they met.

• Her reported demands torpedoed Hard Knocks interest in covering the Tar Heels.

• She posted a private email from Belichick expressing concerns about media spin on his new book.

• Belichick’s daughter-in-law posted a cryptic dig about Hudson’s “professionalism” as a publicist.

• And she robbed a bank when she was 19… okay, that last one didn’t happen. But admit it—you didn’t flinch.

It’s not hard to see why UNC might want to distance themselves. Losing Hard Knocks likely cost them millions in national exposure and future revenue. For a school that just hired Belichick to be the highest-paid public employee in the state, you’d think they’d want the full spotlight—not drama.

From where I’m sitting, this relationship has a ticking clock. Belichick hates media attention. And despite the many things Hudson brings to the table (sarcasm)… she might be proving to be more trouble than she’s worth.